Lunchtime Antics - "What's Your Name Again???"

Among today's lunchtime enlightening moments were these:

• LT doesn't know her neighbors and they don't know her... at least not on a first name basis. They simply refer to each other as "INSERT PET NAME HERE's Mom". So, to all her neighbors, she is simply, "Bailey's Mom." Be proud LT, be very proud.
• Apparently her sister was married to a drug dealer... what this had to do with anything we were talking about, I don't know, so I can't really describe it's relevance as I don't think there is any... but it's still kinda funny.
• Ass kissing comes naturally to LT... to witness this oh-so-admirable quality, all you have to do is sit through one lunch with LT and her boss... OH DEAR LORD LT... you're lips are starting to turn brown. Give it up.
• And last but not least, I'm pretty sure LT carried on an entire conversation with herself as she was trying to interrupt one of our other conversations going on at the time. No one acknowledged her as she started talking (because we were already talking about another much more interesting topic). She didn't care or didn't realize that no one was paying attention and proceeded to have an ongoing laugh talk conversation with herself for a whole five minutes or so... impressive LT. Really, it is. You could be a one-woman show.

Other than that, nothing too exciting. Work is as fast-paced as ever...